Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
1.
As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
2.
black back bat
3.
The queen in green
screamed.
4.
How many berries
could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could
carry berries?
Well they can't carry
berries
(which could make you
very wary)
but a bare berry
carried is more scary!
5.
What did you have for
breakfast?
- rubber balls and
liquor!
What did you have for
lunch?
- rubber balls and
liquor!
What did you have for
dinner?
- rubber balls and
liquor!
What do you do when
your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and
liquor!
6.
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop
7.
Six slimy snails
sailed silently.
8.
I thought, I thought
of thinking of thanking you.
9.
Seven slick slimey
snakes slowly sliding southward.
10.
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